THe painted narcissists

I took one painting class in college. Friends started to come out of the woodwork begging to be this weeks assignment, so they could get their very own portrait. After I painted them, I asked each of them to text me a short bio of themselves, and I found quickly that they're all pretty self-absorbed. Not single person told the truth about themselves. All of them swooning over their own image and identity, arguing with each other, who's portrait came out best. Alright, let's be honest here, who's the real narcissist? Me.